if i were

1. If I were a animal, I would be a Liger. I would be a Liger because they have a cool color and they are similar to a tiger.

2. If I were a car, I would be a monster truck. I would be a monster truck because they can basically get through anything and they go muddying. I like muddying.

3. If I were a article of clothing, I would be in the Adidas Article. I would be on the Adidas Article because I like them better then Nike.

4. If I were a day of the week, I would be a Friday. I would be Friday because everyone likes Fridays and not Mondays. I'm a liking day.

5. If I were a food. I would be cranberry sauce. I would be cranberry sauce because no one likes it so I will be around longer than any other food.

6. If I were a color, I would be orange. I would be orange because orange is my favorite color and any other color isn't for me.

7. If I were a movie, I would be the green mile. I would be the green mile because it is the best known to man movie ever.

8. If I were a fragrance, I would be the hottest smell. I would be the hottest smell so all the girls would be all over me.

9. If I were a type of building, I would be a low to the ground, almost underground because i am afraid of heights.

10. If I were a plant, I would be a sunflower. I would be a sunflower because they are a big tall plant.

11. If I were a musical instrument, I would be the drums. I would be the drums because I like the beat to the drums.

12. If I were a geometric shape, I would be square. I would be a square because i never think out of the box. I stay inside and get done.

13. If I were a piece of furniture, I would be the tag. I would be the tag because no one sits or leans on me.

14. If I were a song, I would be bleeding love. I would be bleeding love because if I could actually do that I would.

15. If I were a machinery, I would be a computer. I would be a computer because they are really smart.

16. If I were a television  character, I would be a sports directer. I would be a sports directer because I like sports.

17. If I were a season of the year, I would be summer. I would be the summer because this winter of 2013 is horrible.

18. If I were a natural Phenomenon, I would be a calm tornado. I would be a calm tornado because all the tornado's we have had are bad and I want to stop it.

19. If I were a cartoon, I would be Tom and Jerry. I would be Tom and Jerry because its so funny.

20. If I were a word, I would be the word word. I would be the word word because me and a old body used to say word all the time.